1
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When I was born I had a thousand legs

2
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and soon I will change,

3
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I'm going to sleep in a silk cocoon

4
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and reborn in the afternoon.

5
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You sing like a motherfucker.

6
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- Don't swear.
- We are acting.

7
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I'm just saying it's very good.

8
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Deep down I know I have to change

9
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but I wonder

10
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Yes I will miss my paws.

11
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I have never felt so proud.

12
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Honey, Matty, look at him.

13
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He is a born actor.

14
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Shit.

15
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I don't want to sing anymore.

16
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Look.

17
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That was not planned.

18
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Come on, let's go.

19
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Hey, motherfuckers.

20
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I remove it in the assembly. I'm still proud.

21
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You can't go to a musical

22
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without it ending up being a gay thing?

23
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Nothing illegal or unprotected, are we?

24
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Dad, how disgusting.

25
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I'm talking about sex.

26
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Hold that pill, make sure
cover the penis with a condom.

27
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Dad.

28
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Okay, see you later.

29
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Now that's a cool shirt.

30
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Do you like it?

31
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You can get pregnant
an aunt with a shirt like that.

32
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I take it off first, but, well...

33
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If you meet hot girls,
give them a party to bursting.

34
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Sure, see you around.

35
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Alright kid, let's get 'em.

36
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The shake is not a sauce.

37
00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,942
No, anything can be

38
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if you dip something in it.

39
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Be open.

40
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Look, with those it's with
Who do we have to leave?

41
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What would you say to that chick?

42
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If I came right now?

43
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Hello.

44
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You look fantastic, on the surface,

45
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and I would like to take you

46
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to have something

47
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How elegant.

48
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Have you been thinking about it?

49
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- Obviously.
- It seems so.

50
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I've been dating Ava for eight months.

51
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and I feel even more virgin

52
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that when we started,

53
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if that is possible.

54
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It is, you are the super virgin.

55
00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,949
You make others look like sluts.

56
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You too, you have to do
something, we owe it to each other.

57
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We deserve a relationship
mature and serious sexual.

58
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Yes.

59
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What toy did you get?

60
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Shelley's Crab.

61
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I have the Boxing Robots.

62
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Tombalo.

63
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Hit him with the right, knock him out.

64
00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,541
- Ladies.
- Idiots.

65
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I like you a lot.

66
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Over the whole body

67
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and how good that body is.

68
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you are good person
and I would marry you

69
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if we were 45 and
we would be knackered.

70
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And that's the problem.

71
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This relationship does not progress

72
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in the physical aspect.

73
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Look at you, look at me.

74
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You are beautiful and I am a disaster.

75
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"You're breaking up because you're not
I want to sleep with you?

76
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You call it sex, I call it
physical expression of our bond.

77
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I haven't showered in six days.

78
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Like the Indians who
they make blood brothers,

79
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or teammates
who get tattoos.

80
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Only sex is not
permanent like tattoos.

81
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It doesn't make it to nine minutes.

82
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Enter and leave, like a thief.

83
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For you I'm just a hole
where to enter and exit?

84
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No.

85
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I value the person around the hole.

86
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Very sorry.

87
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Okay, I understand.

88
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Friends?

89
00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:29,721
Will you give me a hug?

90
00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:34,159
You are a perfect asshole.

91
00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:36,762
I could be with anyone.

92
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I'm hotter than you, you are
aware of how good I am?

93
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Not gummy bears.

94
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Why don't you go out and calm down?

95
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Fuck you, Matty, why?
Don't you suck it in turns?

96
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It's all the action you'll ever get.

97
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How has it been?

98
00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:05,157
I can't believe how long
We have lost with these two.

99
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The sex chapter during
institute is going to close soon.

100
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We have to move on to phase two.

101
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You have to put it in
hot before the dance.

102
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I don't like that language.

103
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I'm going to go crazy,
18 years dry.

104
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I don't want to get up inside
20 years old with regrets.

105
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Dude, sorry if not.
I got you into more places.

106
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Man, that's a ton of weed.

107
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If we eat the cake
We're going to grow dreadlocks.

108
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We should really learn to
cooking weed at a cooking school.

109
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Leg of lamb with sauce
of grass and things like that.

110
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Uncle.

111
00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:56,475
A cool thing occurs to me,
let's save the cake

112
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and eat it as a reward
for getting wet at the dance.

113
00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:03,482
It's like the cauldron
at the end of the rainbow.

114
00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:06,184
Only instead of gold
It is full of grass.

115
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I thought it was implicit.

116
00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:10,055
Man, I have everything planned.

117
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We go to the dance, we fuck, we eat each other
the cake and we get high for a week.

118
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Then we go to college,
people are like:

119
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"These two are the hoot,
"They are no longer virgins."

120
00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:23,535
Yes, and we return and find
a job without a future,

121
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We retire and die.

122
00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,873
If we synchronize it we can
have a double funeral.

123
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What a good plan.

124
00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:35,647
Your father can see this.

125
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She's a babe, she's going to love it

126
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And he has a girlfriend, so he's happy.

127
00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,754
Well, I'm leaving,

128
00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:45,290
See you tomorrow at rehearsal.

129
00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:46,791
Okay.

130
00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:55,300
Hey, shall we take a walk?

131
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I go to bed as soon as
finish this pair of tits.

132
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Let's go for a walk.

133
00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,820
Is something wrong?

134
00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:18,156
No, we're going around.

135
00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:36,241
Okay, listen to me. After all that

136
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:41,279
of sex, the future and
rest of our life

137
00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,114
I feel a little guilty.

138
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,684
Why?

139
00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:49,220
You are my best friend, you know it,

140
00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:52,657
and that's why I have to tell you.

141
00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:53,992
What's wrong?

142
00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,096
I'm gay.

143
00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,165
What?

144
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,101
I'm a gay guy.

145
00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:06,171
I'm gay.

146
00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:15,013
Really gay, like dicks
in asses or in a retarded plan?

147
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:18,183
Like, "dude, the movies
Nicolas Cage are gay."

148
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:22,854
No, gay like "I'm a guy"
who is attracted to other guys."

149
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,323
What? No, you're just a guy.

150
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,258
Not quite, a gay guy.

151
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:32,297
Damn, you're not even in shape.

152
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,366
Really? No, man, I already know.

153
00:10:34,368 --> 00:10:37,135
Look, I don't like curtains.
I have never seen the Tonys

154
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,105
and I don't wear V-neck sweaters,

155
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,140
but I'm gay.

156
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,176
How long have you known? Is it recent?

157
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,945
No, fuck.

158
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,247
Do you remember when
we were six or seven years old

159
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,349
that we would give him half
of the sandwich to that boy

160
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,851
through the school gate?

161
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,053
Yes, he was a beggar.

162
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,822
Yes, well I was kind of crazy about him.

163
00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,291
Were you crazy about a beggar?

164
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,027
He was ruggedly handsome.

165
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:05,063
You wanted to fuck a beggar
when you were seven years old?

166
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,297
Are you telling me that?

167
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,033
That's what I'm saying, man.

168
00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:11,102
I wanted those to touch me
dirty beggar hands.

169
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:16,374
You are crazy, you have come out
with more girls than me.

170
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,243
I'd say that's your problem.

171
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,345
Have you told Em?
Have you said before that to me?

172
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,014
Yeah, look, man, it's super cool.

173
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,016
I don't want to ruin your life
with unnecessary lies.

174
00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:31,222
You're a gay guy.

175
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,425
Yes, I'm gay.

176
00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:34,826
Are you sure?

177
00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:38,063
Do you know?

178
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,964
I'll think about it others
18 years and I answer you.

179
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,733
I'm sure, Michael.

180
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,435
Shit, the cake thing is no longer valid.

181
00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,837
No, I want to eat the cake.

182
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,205
He wouldn't have broken up with Ava without the big plan.

183
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,406
It's very good.

184
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,141
Yes, and out of your reach.

185
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,811
Dude, have you seen her tits?
And the stomach area?

186
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,847
The stomach is almost as
good as tits.

187
00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:01,086
Right, can you get an idea?

188
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:05,490
Yes, he has a stomach like a board.

189
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:08,226
I don't know what to tell you, it's okay.

190
00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:12,864
No, man, it's good.

191
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,999
Okay, you like cocks,

192
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:17,469
a man who aspires to rub

193
00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:19,471
other men's scrotum
in his free time.

194
00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:21,106
I haven't gotten to that.

195
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,508
I don't know what to think of scrotums.

196
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,811
What I know

197
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,414
This is a secret.

198
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,283
I still can't face the
great revelation, you understand?

199
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,818
Yes, of course.

200
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:36,254
Seriously, you can tell me.

201
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,189
Friends?

202
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:41,292
Of course man, you're my best friend.

203
00:12:43,295 --> 00:12:44,996
No problem.

204
00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:10,355
Uncle.

205
00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:15,393
I'm aware of the bomb
gay that I have released you,

206
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:19,230
I don't know if it turned out well or what,

207
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:22,934
but I don't want it to be
get weird or uncomfortable.

208
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,036
It's not my intention.

209
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,841
But you could call me
when you hear this.

210
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,880
Long and embarrassing message.

211
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,950
Sorry, see you.

212
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:12,917
How do you know the dog is gay?

213
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,565
Michael, you've left... God.

214
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:31,369
Hello, dad.

215
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,873
How are you?

216
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:39,010
Very good, son, and you?

217
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,580
Well, going, thanks.

218
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,951
Great, I'm glad.

219
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,286
I was going to leave this with you.

220
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,188
Sure, cool.

221
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,457
<i>F�ck my cock.</i>

222
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,165
Is there anything you want to tell me?

223
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:04,002
No, nothing at all.

224
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,638
<i>Take horse cock.</i>

225
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,241
Michael, be clear that

226
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,976
there is nothing wrong with that.

227
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:13,478
It's not what you think.

228
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,448
It's natural at your age to be curious,

229
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:20,985
or maybe it's more than that.

230
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:23,621
In that case, it's fine with me.

231
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,490
It doesn't have to look like anything to you

232
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:28,026
because it's nothing, really.

233
00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:31,663
Do you want to talk about it?

234
00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:35,266
No, because this is
research, nothing more.

235
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,069
Non-sexual research.

236
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:41,205
<i>I'm going to live in your ass, that
It's where my dick lives.</i>

237
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,679
When you want to talk, I'm here.

238
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,983
I love you, and nothing could change that.

239
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:54,252
Keep in mind how proud
that I am of you.

240
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,486
<i>I choke on your semen.</i>

241
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:57,788
Thank you.

242
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,193
�You can call before
enter from now on?

243
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,295
Clear.

244
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,563
Don't give up.

245
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,614
If you need a place you can
keep something in my locker.

246
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:27,218
Thanks, I have so many gadgets.

247
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,088
My father has given me a lot
of old cameras for a job,

248
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,190
but I have not told him that the project consists

249
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,691
in taking photos

250
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,593
of the cameras with the phone.

251
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,563
How sad for the cameras.

252
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,332
Yes, getting older sucks.

253
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,600
Can we talk?

254
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,102
Clear.

255
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:47,505
Matty told me.

256
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,240
The what?

257
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:54,712
About his homosexuality in his "penis."

258
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,382
I don't know where it comes from
"penis", how strange.

259
00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,084
Well, I'm glad I told you.

260
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:02,687
Now he needs to be surrounded by
people you can open up to.

261
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,155
People I trust.

262
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,456
Myself.

263
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,457
Good.

264
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:12,196
Should I bring you a gift or something?
balloons, a cake?

265
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,799
Not balloons, a cake, bring him a cake.

266
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:18,069
And say "you're gay and wonderful."

267
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,038
Really?

268
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,572
Don't make it harder for them.

269
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:22,807
True, there is no reason
change things.

270
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,375
Is it okay?

271
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,576
Of course.

272
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,178
I don't feel weird at all

273
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,713
because my best friend
get lost in the gay side.

274
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,114
Nothing happens, we continue the same.

275
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,549
We are a couple of fools.

276
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,818
I'm telling you, sister.

277
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,391
Matty, you play in a band, right?

278
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:44,328
Yes, we do instrumental versions
of television tunes.

279
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,130
But you don't have to label it.

280
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:49,434
Of course, don't let them tell you who you are.

281
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:50,802
Have you thought about including

282
00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:52,503
the popular part of the
music: a singer?

283
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,172
Well...

284
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,840
A piece of advice, could
help you in the test.

285
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:58,309
It's good to know.

286
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:01,679
Michael, do you need a pen?

287
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,147
No, I'm coming with him.

288
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,183
Really?

289
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,385
Because you didn't come to rehearsal yesterday

290
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,287
I called you seven times.

291
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,655
And it's always "where Michael is"...

292
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,223
- Can we talk for a moment?
- Clear.

293
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:14,859
I'm going to turn up the volume

294
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,795
and so we are not heard.

295
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:21,099
Have you destroyed the cake?

296
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,234
You are not like that, you
love cakes.

297
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,802
I'm going to tell you the truth.

298
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,805
That thing about being gay, like that
suddenly, without warning...

299
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,475
I was angry and confused.

300
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:34,112
But I have turned it around, many times,

301
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,314
and it seems good to me, really.

302
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,849
I even fixed the cake.

303
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:40,418
I have done a thorough repair.

304
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,154
That's great, man, thanks.

305
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,890
Now it is better than before.

306
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,126
I have put cocks and asses in your honor.

307
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,761
Cocks and asses? Are you?
a true friend.

308
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:53,764
I am with you, I want
accompany you on your gay path.

309
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,867
You are my best friend and
that doesn't have to change.

310
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:59,704
You still have to get
get wet before the dance.

311
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,140
Okay, you have to put it in hot, man,

312
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,175
or whatever you call it.

313
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:07,178
Put her in shit, mess up your dick?

314
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,380
Surely there is a better term.

315
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,849
Let's go for it, man,
I'm going to make you wet.

316
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:14,385
- Are you in?
- Yes.

317
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,387
There are plenty of fish in the sea.

318
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:21,259
Fish aunt and fish uncle,
straight fish and gay fish.

319
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,208
The people at the institute are strange.

320
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,609
Yes, nothing impressive.

321
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:16,981
Ostia, the mothership.

322
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,816
Dude, those from the theater?

323
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,219
No, I don't think I can talk to them.

324
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,520
You have to get your ass out

325
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,688
so they can put something inside you.

326
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,556
Dude, I just confessed it to you;

327
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,458
Do I have to talk to other gay people now?

328
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,328
It's what friends do,
support each other.

329
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,963
I don't like it, it seems stupid to me,

330
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:34,232
but I'm going to do it
for you, whether you like it or not.

331
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,700
It's not that I don't appreciate it,

332
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:36,901
It seems to me that...

333
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,769
It's an American tradition:

334
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,239
Fucking at the dance is a story

335
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,474
that the great teachers
They tell it over and over again.

336
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,977
"Huckleberry Finn", "Moby Dick",
"Ulysses", "The Iliad".

337
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:48,646
They are all going to fuck at the dance.

338
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,880
I would say no.

339
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,416
But it seems so.

340
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,252
And what's happening with you?

341
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:57,321
You are quite far from messing with anyone.

342
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,624
I sure can make out
still with Ava.

343
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,428
Damn, with that one?

344
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:09,533
Come on, someone has to
make some progress today.

345
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:13,738
"Reflexes", the center of
Glen Ellen's gay universe.

346
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:27,885
It's good to step into a bar again.

347
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,921
You know this is one
of my five favorites?

348
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,657
Yes, of course.

349
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:33,958
Thank you.

350
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,560
Good.

351
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:37,895
It is the only place in town

352
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:40,497
who doesn't give a shit
Bad as fake cards are.

353
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:41,598
It's great.

354
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,439
No wonder they let us in.

355
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,841
Man, this is a bummer.

356
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:55,980
It is the most depressing version
from a normal bar.

357
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,948
It seems like he's having a good time.

358
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,952
Come on.

359
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,921
Guys, how's that going?

360
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,524
Guys, are you new? I'm sure you are.

361
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:07,825
These are all parishioners.

362
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,660
I would recognize you if you weren't new.

363
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,463
This is Matty, I am
Michael. He's gay, I'm not.

364
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,565
I'm Jared, and I'm super gay.

365
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,766
I see it now.

366
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,468
Are you going to Glen Ellen?

367
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:20,338
It's cool, I'm going to the Valley
Springs. Let's go panthers.

368
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,807
I know the calico and it can be seen
You look like you're from Glen Ellen.

369
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:23,908
Huskies out.

370
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,576
Yes, let's go to Glen Ellen.

371
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,378
Awesome.

372
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,579
So, do you want to fuck?

373
00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:33,451
Fuck.

374
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:37,755
Dude, he's ready to fuck, what's up?

375
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:41,025
He has a ring in his eyebrow
and shines everywhere.

376
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,760
- And?
- He's too gay.

377
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,896
Don't be homophobic,
Come on, what's your type?

378
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:48,399
"My type? I don't know, I don't think I have it."

379
00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:50,067
Of course yes, all
world has it, which one is it?

380
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:53,637
We better go relax
with a beer.

381
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:55,406
Can we please?

382
00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:57,074
Hello again.

383
00:22:57,076 --> 00:23:00,611
Hey, maybe not the fucking thing.

384
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,546
I'm going for E, do you want E?, you're going to want E.

385
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,115
No, we don't want ecstasy.

386
00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:07,518
I'll bring you E and then we'll talk.

387
00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:10,588
- E for enthusiasm.
- Certainly.

388
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:15,593
It's useless.

389
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,428
How lucky you are.

390
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:20,398
When you're gay you don't stop fucking.

391
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,166
No compromises, it's great.

392
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:25,035
I'm not going to fuck with anyone
just for being gay.

393
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:26,737
I'm gay, not a whore.

394
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,739
Here's the ecstasy, guys.

395
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,509
Jared, we told you we don't want to.

396
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:34,078
Have you even tried it?

397
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,715
I know you dance well.

398
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,083
It doesn't look to me like he's dancing.

399
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:42,052
Jared, get out, leave them alone.

400
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:44,789
Mr. Vernon, are you here?

401
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:48,092
Yes, like you.

402
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:51,796
Like everyone.

403
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:55,633
Chris, do you remember Michael and Matty?

404
00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:56,767
Hello.

405
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,536
Mr. Dennis.

406
00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,638
You were with me in the room.

407
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,173
He gave me a Good.

408
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:07,745
You won't say anything to anyone, right?

409
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,680
No, of course.

410
00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:11,949
I think it would be better
that you go home.

411
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,752
I can't talk to you
being a minor and drinking.

412
00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:16,654
Clear.

413
00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:18,789
And it would be okay to let it be

414
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,858
on both sides, if I explain myself.

415
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:23,694
Altogether.

416
00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:25,496
I hope I don't make eye contact

417
00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:27,498
with you tomorrow at school.

418
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:31,168
Man, Mr. Vernon, he had no idea.

419
00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:34,505
Yes, and Mr. Dennis, do you think
Have they done it in high school?

420
00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:36,140
Come on now.

421
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:38,075
By the way, I appreciate the intention,

422
00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:41,178
but it is the worst and only bar
gay I've been in.

423
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:46,183
Fuck.

424
00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:50,855
I shit the bitch.

425
00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,189
What are you doing?

426
00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:54,158
I drive, man, it's not my fault

427
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,960
that you take the car more
small of the universe.

428
00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:58,162
What is that, a Kia at speed?

429
00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:00,130
You could have killed us.

430
00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:02,199
You just said "could you",

431
00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:05,503
you officially acknowledge that there is no damage.

432
00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:08,172
It's ruined, there is
have to put a new one.

433
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,074
Look.

434
00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:13,210
now is when
We fix the insurance.

435
00:25:15,581 --> 00:25:18,015
No. I'm going to go.

436
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,284
Dude, come on, what the hell.

437
00:25:23,589 --> 00:25:25,488
Run me over if you can.

438
00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:32,897
I am calm, very calm.

439
00:25:34,165 --> 00:25:35,266
You smell like an old tent.

440
00:25:35,268 --> 00:25:36,667
What's wrong with you?

441
00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,502
Honestly, I have a Baconator in the car

442
00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:40,169
and I want to come home and eat it.

443
00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:41,638
What the hell is a Baconator?

444
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,473
A Wendy's sandwich
to lick your fingers.

445
00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:46,176
Dude, give me the insurance details.

446
00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:48,312
Mike, we should call the police.

447
00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:50,948
We can't, we are minors
and we drank beer.

448
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:54,218
- Did you push me?
- Can.

449
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,787
Well you're going to find out.

450
00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:02,560
What are you doing, man, throwing me?

451
00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:04,028
Yes.

452
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:06,597
Who the hell throws people to the ground?

453
00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:09,633
I have vowed to leave
to hit people

454
00:26:09,635 --> 00:26:11,902
because it was already happening to me.

455
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:14,805
I try to be less violent.

456
00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:16,774
He has done quite well.

457
00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:19,043
I know, whose side are you on?

458
00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:38,629
Man, that was awesome.

459
00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:40,264
We are ready, that is the
song for the test.

460
00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:44,201
Mike, we've been talking about

461
00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:46,136
the direction the band is taking.

462
00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:47,738
What do you mean?

463
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,807
we have talked

464
00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:51,842
and it seems to us that it is time to add

465
00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:53,944
songs with voice to the repertoire.

466
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,046
Like "Cheers" and "Charles in Charge."

467
00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:59,083
"Saved by the bell", "Saved by
the bell: college years".

468
00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:00,951
The list is endless.

469
00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,987
And most importantly, the
Mr. Vernon told me:

470
00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:06,156
"You are not going to play at the dance except
that you have a singer".

471
00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:09,193
Well, we are not that, we do not do that.

472
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:11,095
-Who would sing?
- You.

473
00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:13,964
What? No, I can't.

474
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,799
You have a very beautiful voice.

475
00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,767
You were the star of the third grade musical.

476
00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:19,403
Thank you.

477
00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:22,272
But no, not to mention.

478
00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:24,274
I'm not going to sing in front of people.

479
00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:26,744
Why do things have to change?

480
00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:28,946
It's going fine as it is.

481
00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:33,250
Faggots.

482
00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:35,152
Shit, your brother.

483
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:36,887
It's over, outside the garage.

484
00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:38,188
It's not five yet, Lars.

485
00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:39,857
Well, let's start earlier.

486
00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:41,392
You have to nail Daughtrey's medley.

487
00:27:41,394 --> 00:27:43,427
Is that a medley?

488
00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:46,130
I thought it was a song
very long shit.

489
00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:48,766
Okay, Matty, but I'm not going to get mad.

490
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:52,302
Brandon, Chad and I are
very concentrated.

491
00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:53,737
I'm Mark.

492
00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:54,938
You are 30 years old and you play

493
00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:56,040
in a high school band.

494
00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:58,175
And we rock.

495
00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,443
Screw it, let's rehearse.

496
00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:01,679
Good.

497
00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:03,347
Come on guys, I'm going to
show my lizards.

498
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:05,115
Mikey, I have done

499
00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:07,017
a list of songs with voice.

500
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,786
Learn the lyrics

501
00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:11,922
and we play them in the next rehearsal.

502
00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:33,444
The club is called "Monz�n",

503
00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:37,181
and it seems that it is in a posh neighborhood.

504
00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:39,283
I'm going to finish with a bar
fluorescent in the ass.

505
00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:41,985
Yes, and the guy who holds her

506
00:28:41,987 --> 00:28:44,421
He can be your future husband.

507
00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:47,091
Hello, welcome to Monz�n.

508
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:48,459
Two?

509
00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:51,361
Bars.

510
00:29:01,806 --> 00:29:04,308
They don't realize that
Are they a walking cliché?

511
00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:06,243
How are you supposed to go
to meet someone here.

512
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:07,845
dance with them

513
00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:10,447
until by accident
they put their dick in you.

514
00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:18,055
Okay, sorry.

515
00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:19,957
Hey, let the air flow.

516
00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:22,392
Okay.

517
00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:24,528
It's my fault we came.

518
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,269
Two mojitos, please.

519
00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:42,379
- Can we try it?
- It's not what you think.

520
00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:44,214
Is it good grass?

521
00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:46,283
No, it's sage.

522
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,418
You have the best dream of your life

523
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:51,021
for 15 minutes and that's it.

524
00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:52,022
Is it safe?

525
00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:53,090
It's legal.

526
00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:59,229
You have to stay in your underwear
to move to the foam room.

527
00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:02,032
No shirt, no shoes, no
pants, it's the norm.

528
00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:04,368
"T-shirt?", not even
I'm wearing my face.

529
00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:13,177
Above and beyond, gentlemen.

530
00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:23,053
It's a waterfall.

531
00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:25,856
It is the best waterfall I have ever seen.

532
00:30:27,592 --> 00:30:30,194
How well you dance.

533
00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:35,299
The music comes out of his body.

534
00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:39,302
It's magic.

535
00:30:41,874 --> 00:30:44,842
What if we never wore a watch?

536
00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:46,577
What would you do all day

537
00:30:46,579 --> 00:30:48,212
If there were no clocks or time?

538
00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:49,847
Build a clock.

539
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:53,550
Jared.

540
00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:58,889
Someone is not wearing underwear.

541
00:31:06,064 --> 00:31:08,232
It's the best night of my life.

542
00:31:14,239 --> 00:31:16,540
How fun, right?

543
00:31:17,909 --> 00:31:20,410
It hasn't been bad.

544
00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:23,881
Hang out, do things.

545
00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:25,449
Nothing we don't normally do.

546
00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:26,884
What are you talking about?

547
00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:30,254
We have danced naked with a
bunch of guys in a foam room.

548
00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:31,622
It's like when

549
00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:33,156
we went to learn to dance tango

550
00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:34,558
because it would help to get to know you.

551
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,126
No, it has nothing to do with it.

552
00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:37,527
It has nothing to do with anything

553
00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:39,096
that we have done before.

554
00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:42,599
At least we're still together.

555
00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:45,669
Is this my future, going to the "Monsoon"?

556
00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:48,071
Does it seem that bad?

557
00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:50,507
They have cool furniture and lights
and things, like in Europe.

558
00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:52,376
Not all of Europe is gay.

559
00:31:52,378 --> 00:31:55,579
Well, man, the thing is,
We are still friends.

560
00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:58,348
We have the cake and everything.

561
00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:00,684
It is better with lasers and smoke machines.

562
00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:03,420
You love lasers and
smoke, it's paradise for you.

563
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:07,124
No?, I know you better than anyone.

564
00:32:07,126 --> 00:32:09,226
It was impressive, it was like Europe.

565
00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:11,662
Furthermore in the future and
in a horror movie.

566
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:36,620
What are you doing?

567
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,088
I can't enter my house.

568
00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:41,224
Can I come in?

569
00:32:41,226 --> 00:32:44,494
He didn't stop sending
messages the entire movie,

570
00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:47,130
and I was so angry that
I threw popcorn in his face,

571
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:48,732
and he didn't know.

572
00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:51,301
You haven't heard a word, have you?

573
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:52,436
No, yes.

574
00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:53,437
Are you drugged?

575
00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:55,539
No.

576
00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:58,575
It shows, you are never so quiet.

577
00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:02,546
Yes, I smoked sage tonight.

578
00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,715
It would have been hell.

579
00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:09,252
No.

580
00:33:09,254 --> 00:33:10,587
You look kind of traumatized.

581
00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:17,728
Well, no need
tell me anything.

582
00:33:17,730 --> 00:33:20,297
You'll tell me when it is.

583
00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:22,766
You can talk to me about it
let it be whenever you want.

584
00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:25,102
You're hitting me
head like a dog.

585
00:33:25,104 --> 00:33:27,104
Not at all. Sorry.

586
00:33:30,574 --> 00:33:32,409
You are drunk.

587
00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:37,281
I knew it, with all the talking and all that.

588
00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:39,049
I have drunk my father's bourbon.

589
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,450
Good.

590
00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:42,519
And then you have arrived.

591
00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:46,790
And here we are, with cheese and bread.

592
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,559
You, me, cheese, bread, here.

593
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,801
What a disgusting life.

594
00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:01,705
Yes, how disgusting.

595
00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:06,376
Sometimes it isn't.

596
00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:21,425
Wait.

597
00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:24,261
What are you doing?

598
00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:27,731
I don't know, what are you doing?

599
00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:31,068
I don't know.

600
00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:47,818
What are you doing?

601
00:34:52,623 --> 00:34:53,824
I better go.

602
00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:55,125
Yes, better.

603
00:34:57,195 --> 00:35:00,730
My clothes are over there.

604
00:35:01,732 --> 00:35:03,733
Can you turn back?

605
00:35:15,813 --> 00:35:17,414
We shouldn't talk
What happened last night?

606
00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:19,683
We were screwed.

607
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,789
We are screwed in general.

608
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:29,392
If I had to be with a girl
I'm glad it was you.

609
00:35:29,394 --> 00:35:30,594
Thank you?

610
00:35:44,275 --> 00:35:45,342
See you.

611
00:35:52,617 --> 00:35:55,152
Reading? I love books.

612
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,021
They are like word movies.

613
00:35:58,423 --> 00:36:00,223
What do you want, Michael?

614
00:36:00,225 --> 00:36:03,793
Nothing, just hang out
with a friend, chat.

615
00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:06,163
- You spit on me.
-Yes?

616
00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:08,398
Sorry, it happens to me when
I start talking fast.

617
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,468
I think it fell into my mouth.

618
00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,602
Do you want to go to the dance with me?

619
00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:13,770
What?, no.

620
00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:20,210
Okay, I broke up with you, and
It surely hurt you,

621
00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:22,879
but I realize that I was wrong

622
00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:24,681
and I think we can put it behind us.

623
00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:26,750
I'm going with Anthony.

624
00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,818
Really?

625
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:33,323
Or Lucas, or Damien, there's a
Lots of balls in the air.

626
00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,492
Yes, what happened?

627
00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:37,594
I'm leaving.

628
00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:40,797
Going out? You can't go out.

629
00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:46,436
We didn't even get to third base.

630
00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:49,506
We don't go beyond the second.

631
00:36:49,508 --> 00:36:52,943
It is an imprecise metaphorical system,
open to interpretations.

632
00:36:52,945 --> 00:36:54,611
You spit on me again.

633
00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:56,379
Sorry.

634
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:57,814
I'm leaving, I'm late for
"Color Guard".

635
00:36:57,816 --> 00:37:00,717
Cannot save
colors, it's an idiotic name.

636
00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:04,554
It should be called "flying the flag."

637
00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:10,393
Welcome to Grab a hamburger.
Nice shorts.

638
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:11,294
Thank you.

639
00:37:11,296 --> 00:37:13,330
Can I take a note? My name is Pete.

640
00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:15,798
Yes, I want a Bacon Symphony
and a large portion of potatoes.

641
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,866
5.66.

642
00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:18,235
Here you go.

643
00:37:19,704 --> 00:37:21,404
Can I donate the change?

644
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:23,540
to the Brave Children program
Did you get a hamburger?

645
00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:24,941
No, thanks, I'll keep the change.

646
00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:27,978
I guess you can't
part with 34 cents.

647
00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:29,679
Or would you like to put it to better use?

648
00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:30,914
What to give it to the brave children?

649
00:37:34,685 --> 00:37:37,787
Yes, I'm going to give it to the kids.

650
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,756
For two more dollars I can name you

651
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:42,459
ambassador of the brave children
from Pilla a hamburger.

652
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:44,527
Thanks, but I would like
eat my order.

653
00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:48,298
Do you have parents?

654
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:49,599
Yes, of course, everyone has it.

655
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,935
Not the brave children of
Grab a hamburger.

656
00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:54,371
They're orphans, man, hence
that they are so brave.

657
00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:55,805
- Two dollars?
- Two dollars.

658
00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:57,574
- Yes, I have two dollars.
- Thank you.

659
00:37:57,576 --> 00:38:00,377
Put them in the box and
fill out one of these.

660
00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:02,479
Can I order while you do that?

661
00:38:03,815 --> 00:38:05,615
Do you know what would be very good?

662
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,617
Let him do the same.

663
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,552
It's only two dollars
and help the children.

664
00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:10,988
I haven't ordered yet.

665
00:38:10,990 --> 00:38:14,257
This good man is doing it
and it seems like he doesn't have a penny.

666
00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:15,759
Okay, let's go there.

667
00:38:15,761 --> 00:38:17,060
Thanks, uncle.

668
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,798
I already know you.

669
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,433
Yes, I hit you with the car.

670
00:38:23,435 --> 00:38:25,869
Do you have little brothers?

671
00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:27,837
I have an older one.

672
00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:29,439
I'm talking about the Gran program
brother, big sister.

673
00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:30,640
You are the right age.

674
00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,742
I've been doing it for three years

675
00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:35,378
and it has been the best
experience of my life.

676
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:37,581
It really changes you.

677
00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:39,816
I'm going to tell you something about me
little brother, Phiram.

678
00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:40,750
He is from Cambodia.

679
00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:43,053
He came in a boat when he was a baby.

680
00:38:43,055 --> 00:38:45,689
He lost his father when he was two years old.

681
00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:51,328
Now play the cello, man.

682
00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:52,662
Imagine it.

683
00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:58,535
This guy is the pear.

684
00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,804
He is a charity camel.

685
00:39:02,873 --> 00:39:05,975
I think I should apologize
for my behavior.

686
00:39:05,977 --> 00:39:07,944
It wasn't good.

687
00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:09,879
I had taken the dog to the vet

688
00:39:09,881 --> 00:39:12,615
because he had eaten a ball.

689
00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:17,987
Forgive you too, my colleague
He gets nervous sometimes.

690
00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:19,489
Or always.

691
00:39:19,491 --> 00:39:21,424
I'm a little intimidating.

692
00:39:21,426 --> 00:39:23,126
I'm the most quarrelsome guy

693
00:39:23,128 --> 00:39:25,562
outside of "Reflections".

694
00:39:28,999 --> 00:39:30,800
Do you like the place, the atmosphere?

695
00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:35,605
It was interesting.

696
00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:37,640
It was the first time I went.

697
00:39:37,642 --> 00:39:43,847
Do you go there a lot or do you hang around it?

698
00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:45,949
Well it's no big deal

699
00:39:45,951 --> 00:39:48,418
but he has a beer
homemade that you should try.

700
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:51,521
Don't miss it, it's called Bud light.

701
00:39:51,523 --> 00:39:53,089
It's so good.

702
00:39:53,091 --> 00:39:54,624
I'm Greg.

703
00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:55,892
Matty, delighted.

704
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:57,994
Pleased to meet you.

705
00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:02,065
Do you want to see it again?

706
00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:03,066
Yes.

707
00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:13,843
- Can you do me a huge favor?
- What?

708
00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:15,478
Are you coming closer to me?

709
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,814
Thanks for taking me to the workshop.

710
00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:19,582
You are welcome.

711
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,418
I had an accident the day
they gave me permission

712
00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:22,585
and my parents went crazy,

713
00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,587
so I know how it goes.

714
00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:25,722
How many accidents have you had?

715
00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:28,691
Five or six.

716
00:40:28,693 --> 00:40:30,760
Really? Should I get off?

717
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:32,495
Shit, a message, wait.

718
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,001
Just kidding, there have only been four.

719
00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:39,436
Look at the road, please.

720
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:45,742
Have you talked to Matty lately?

721
00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:47,710
No.

722
00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:48,978
It's very strange.

723
00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:51,181
Yes?

724
00:40:51,183 --> 00:40:55,118
I know it's not easy, but...

725
00:41:01,193 --> 00:41:03,226
Don't you speak English?

726
00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:08,097
The bumper, the bumper, no
It's okay, we have to change it.

727
00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:10,934
Hey, you can't leave it
So, it's ruined.

728
00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:12,769
Doesn't anyone speak English?

729
00:41:12,771 --> 00:41:14,471
What's wrong?

730
00:41:14,473 --> 00:41:18,475
I'm screwed, no one speaks English.

731
00:41:18,477 --> 00:41:20,109
"Are you going to drive there?"

732
00:41:20,111 --> 00:41:21,946
with a huge red bumper

733
00:41:21,947 --> 00:41:23,347
in this tiny car?

734
00:41:23,848 --> 00:41:25,748
It's bronze.

735
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:28,251
And it doesn't look so bad if I drive at night.

736
00:41:28,253 --> 00:41:30,687
No, they have destroyed you
the car, is unacceptable.

737
00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:31,754
Excuse me.

738
00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:36,559
You don't have to...

739
00:41:38,762 --> 00:41:40,029
Don't yell at him.

740
00:41:44,869 --> 00:41:46,102
Thank you.

741
00:41:55,145 --> 00:41:57,747
This shit is better
than the American one.

742
00:41:57,749 --> 00:41:59,916
They are Mexicans, brown beasts.

743
00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:03,686
And that one?

744
00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:06,189
Super Cat.

745
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:07,890
It's a cat-man thing.

746
00:42:07,892 --> 00:42:08,658
Shit.

747
00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:10,826
When it hits, it's yours

748
00:42:10,828 --> 00:42:12,862
pour milk on it and lick it.

749
00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:14,898
He calls it "licking the milk."

750
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:15,899
No, it doesn't suit me.

751
00:42:15,901 --> 00:42:16,966
It's not good.

752
00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:19,035
It's strange.

753
00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,270
And that gentleman over there?

754
00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:26,543
The mad scientist, my favorite.

755
00:42:26,545 --> 00:42:29,579
The Mexican version of Stephen Hawking.

756
00:42:29,581 --> 00:42:32,115
Roll around the ring like a bitch

757
00:42:32,117 --> 00:42:34,250
and then they harass him.

758
00:42:34,252 --> 00:42:36,686
He gets up and starts
to distribute, it is impressive.

759
00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:40,256
Dude, how can you be gay?

760
00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:45,261
I don't know, I am.

761
00:42:45,263 --> 00:42:47,130
And you?

762
00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:48,331
I don't know.

763
00:43:01,812 --> 00:43:02,946
I'm having a great time.

764
00:43:04,649 --> 00:43:07,083
I like hanging out with you.

765
00:43:08,352 --> 00:43:13,656
You're kind of a good friend-uncle.

766
00:43:13,658 --> 00:43:15,592
Thanks, Matt.

767
00:43:15,894 --> 00:43:17,127
Yes.

768
00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:22,131
Getting laid is easy, but
Friendship is something else.

769
00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,734
Screw you, cat.

770
00:43:57,736 --> 00:43:59,202
Now comes the robot voice.

771
00:43:59,204 --> 00:44:00,370
The robot voice.

772
00:44:00,372 --> 00:44:02,639
Wait.

773
00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:03,940
I am the champion.

774
00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:09,979
I know you are the champion.

775
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,080
Shit.

776
00:44:13,051 --> 00:44:14,884
I shouldn't have drunk.

777
00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:19,122
See you in the parking lot.

778
00:44:20,124 --> 00:44:21,924
Sure, man.

779
00:44:24,962 --> 00:44:26,896
Dad.

780
00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:30,133
What is that?

781
00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:32,301
An anniversary gift for your mother.

782
00:44:32,303 --> 00:44:35,138
Another sign that I'm the fucking master.

783
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:36,973
Look.

784
00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:38,374
A rotisserie oven?

785
00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:41,811
No, the rotisserie Spectacular Ronco.

786
00:44:41,813 --> 00:44:44,113
I nailed it, you're going to love it.

787
00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:47,684
And do you know why? Because women
They love kitchen things.

788
00:44:47,686 --> 00:44:50,687
No matter how much we say
No, it's the truth.

789
00:44:50,689 --> 00:44:52,889
men like them
cars, trucks.

790
00:44:54,291 --> 00:44:55,825
This is like a truck for her.

791
00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:58,828
I thought I heard...

792
00:44:58,830 --> 00:45:01,831
God, don't tell me...

793
00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,299
Yes I tell you.

794
00:45:03,301 --> 00:45:04,701
The Spectacular Ronco?

795
00:45:04,703 --> 00:45:06,169
Yes, ma'am.

796
00:45:06,171 --> 00:45:08,438
- Set it and forget it?
- Put it on and forget it.

797
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:12,075
God, what a detail, come here.

798
00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:17,313
I'm going to make you the best chicken.

799
00:45:17,315 --> 00:45:19,315
With very crispy skin.

800
00:45:19,317 --> 00:45:21,150
I love the crispy skin.

801
00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:25,288
The crispiest skin
of all the chickens.

802
00:45:25,290 --> 00:45:27,290
How nervous I am.

803
00:45:27,292 --> 00:45:29,292
I'm going to print my recipes from the internet.

804
00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:31,060
Okay.

805
00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:33,796
Matty, your father is a case.

806
00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:40,970
Matty, where were you?

807
00:45:40,972 --> 00:45:42,572
What are you saying? What are you talking about?

808
00:45:42,674 --> 00:45:44,641
It's been two days since
I see you, what were you doing?

809
00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:47,877
Nothing, hanging out at home and all that.

810
00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:49,011
Why are you so weird?

811
00:45:49,013 --> 00:45:50,980
I'm not weird.

812
00:45:50,982 --> 00:45:53,382
You have crazy eyes.

813
00:45:53,384 --> 00:45:55,084
No.

814
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:57,220
Well, see you at rehearsal, I'm leaving.

815
00:45:57,222 --> 00:45:59,222
Where are you going?

816
00:45:59,224 --> 00:46:02,024
I'm going to take it as a
joke, you are very funny.

817
00:46:13,003 --> 00:46:14,370
You are late.

818
00:46:14,372 --> 00:46:17,373
Excuse me, have you started singing?

819
00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:19,842
I need more time.

820
00:46:19,844 --> 00:46:21,244
We don't have much, Mike.

821
00:46:21,246 --> 00:46:22,512
The test is in a couple of days.

822
00:46:22,514 --> 00:46:24,280
I don't get this letter.

823
00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:26,382
Dude, it's the one from "The Golden Girls."

824
00:46:26,384 --> 00:46:28,017
Everyone knows it.

825
00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:29,218
It's like iconic.

826
00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:31,788
Yes, Josh? Come on.

827
00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:43,366
Thanks for being my friend...

828
00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:45,134
Louder, Mike.

829
00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:46,435
You left and came back...

830
00:46:46,437 --> 00:46:48,070
I can't hear you.

831
00:46:48,072 --> 00:46:49,238
You can't hear shit.

832
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,174
Dude, sing.

833
00:46:52,176 --> 00:46:53,543
Come on, Mike.

834
00:46:53,545 --> 00:46:56,512
No, stop.

835
00:46:58,249 --> 00:46:59,916
We're not going there.

836
00:46:59,918 --> 00:47:03,553
We make instrumental versions
of TV tunes.

837
00:47:03,555 --> 00:47:05,521
Yes, until now.

838
00:47:05,523 --> 00:47:07,857
I want to play at the dance, Michael.

839
00:47:07,859 --> 00:47:09,926
I want to play this song and
fuck me thanks to that.

840
00:47:09,928 --> 00:47:12,128
My fucking is directly
linked to you starting to sing.

841
00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:14,497
Dude, let's do what we were doing.

842
00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:17,967
If we don't do "The Girls of
gold" there is no way to win.

843
00:47:17,969 --> 00:47:19,202
So, we agree.

844
00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:20,403
Altogether.

845
00:47:20,405 --> 00:47:22,138
Well that's it.

846
00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:25,875
Maybe we shouldn't
do it and that's it.

847
00:47:25,877 --> 00:47:28,177
Are you going to get like this right now?

848
00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:31,848
You can't force me to
sing, I don't sing.

849
00:47:31,850 --> 00:47:33,950
Jesus, man, give him balls.

850
00:47:33,952 --> 00:47:36,619
I already do it, I add eggs.

851
00:47:36,621 --> 00:47:39,355
And I give him eggs to leave.

852
00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:47,196
And I wasn't going to sing and
They acted like cocoons.

853
00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:49,599
And we're not even going to do
the test, and it's shit.

854
00:47:49,601 --> 00:47:51,400
You have an idea and you stick to it.

855
00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:57,173
My life is shit.

856
00:47:57,175 --> 00:47:58,341
Do you know I asked Ava to the dance?

857
00:47:58,343 --> 00:47:59,475
- No.
- Yes.

858
00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:01,611
- No.
- Yes.

859
00:48:01,613 --> 00:48:02,879
He's not interested in you anymore, Michael, I know.

860
00:48:04,214 --> 00:48:06,449
I should never have broken up with her.

861
00:48:06,451 --> 00:48:09,919
He has the face of an angel
and the body of an angel.

862
00:48:09,921 --> 00:48:12,555
It's like an angel that
You're crazy for jumping.

863
00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:16,225
I wouldn't regret it, he's not an angel.

864
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:17,226
I know it is.

865
00:48:19,162 --> 00:48:20,329
I'm going to tell you something

866
00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:22,064
because I want you to start thinking

867
00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:24,166
It's time to get over it.

868
00:48:28,506 --> 00:48:35,678
Ava was already making out with Anthony
before breaking up with you.

869
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,381
- What?
- I cheated on you.

870
00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:42,385
Fuck.

871
00:48:42,387 --> 00:48:45,087
Well, it's like super-tight

872
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:47,590
and doesn't let anyone get past second base.

873
00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:51,594
Well, it wasn't like that with Anthony.

874
00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:53,629
What? Did he throw it at her?

875
00:48:57,567 --> 00:48:58,601
I'm sorry.

876
00:49:01,705 --> 00:49:03,473
No, thanks for telling me.

877
00:49:04,842 --> 00:49:06,542
They have also had anal sex.

878
00:49:06,544 --> 00:49:07,410
What?

879
00:49:07,412 --> 00:49:09,645
No, it's a joke.

880
00:49:09,647 --> 00:49:13,115
It seemed to me that you would dislike that
except normal sex.

881
00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:16,152
It's almost worth it to me.

882
00:49:16,154 --> 00:49:18,621
You are welcome.

883
00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:22,992
I will never be there again
with a girl, right?

884
00:49:22,994 --> 00:49:24,694
- We're done.
- I'm so mediocre.

885
00:49:24,696 --> 00:49:26,330
You are not.

886
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:29,732
You'll be fine.

887
00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:33,235
Ava is my friend, I think,

888
00:49:33,237 --> 00:49:36,272
But even when you were dating,

889
00:49:36,274 --> 00:49:40,443
I don't think he realized
of what I had with you

890
00:49:40,445 --> 00:49:44,380
like someone you deserve would do.

891
00:49:46,416 --> 00:49:47,583
Thank you.

892
00:49:47,585 --> 00:49:48,684
I'm serious.

893
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:58,160
Shall we go for a walk?

894
00:49:58,561 --> 00:49:59,561
Okay.

895
00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:04,033
I don't believe we're going to the same place.

896
00:50:04,035 --> 00:50:06,469
What are you talking about? I've been going since I was a child.

897
00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:11,073
The boys go to the barber
and the girls to the hairdresser.

898
00:50:11,075 --> 00:50:12,641
Really?

899
00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:14,577
That's how it works.

900
00:50:14,579 --> 00:50:16,178
Does my hair look that bad?

901
00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:17,613
No, it's very good,

902
00:50:19,182 --> 00:50:21,717
lustrous, like a mane.

903
00:50:23,186 --> 00:50:25,354
In a good way.

904
00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:27,623
I didn't know that Giovanni
I had that ability.

905
00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:29,525
He's like a hundred years old.

906
00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:34,330
He is the best, and I am proud of
be his only female client.

907
00:50:34,332 --> 00:50:37,166
An imaginary toast to Giovanni.

908
00:50:37,168 --> 00:50:38,300
By Giovanni.

909
00:50:59,122 --> 00:51:00,322
It's here.

910
00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:02,658
What?

911
00:51:20,811 --> 00:51:22,812
What are you doing?

912
00:51:22,814 --> 00:51:25,214
I'm hooking up with a guy, don't you think so?

913
00:51:25,216 --> 00:51:26,715
Wait.

914
00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:28,451
Why do you have to do gay things?

915
00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:30,318
with the asshole who screwed up my car?

916
00:51:31,521 --> 00:51:34,290
They are actually good people.

917
00:51:34,292 --> 00:51:36,927
It was a crazy night, sorry.

918
00:51:37,829 --> 00:51:39,695
And what are you doing here with my ex?

919
00:51:39,497 --> 00:51:40,729
It's a little strange.

920
00:51:40,731 --> 00:51:41,797
Hello.

921
00:51:41,799 --> 00:51:44,233
- I'm Greg.
- Em.

922
00:51:44,235 --> 00:51:47,703
We were chatting.

923
00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:49,306
Two friends chatting.

924
00:51:49,508 --> 00:51:51,807
What's the problem? And what does it matter to you?

925
00:51:51,509 --> 00:51:53,509
If you're gay anyway?

926
00:51:53,511 --> 00:51:54,777
That's what it implies.

927
00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:56,445
Is that why you were avoiding me?

928
00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:59,248
Why were you with gay-ass Greg?

929
00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:02,651
Not asshole-gay Greg, better gay Greg.

930
00:52:02,653 --> 00:52:05,221
Even Greg.

931
00:52:05,223 --> 00:52:07,756
Yes, the truth is that
We have left enough.

932
00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:09,558
And to be completely honest,

933
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,727
How have you been so strange with all this?

934
00:52:11,729 --> 00:52:15,431
I don't know if I feel like it anymore
stay with you every day.

935
00:52:15,433 --> 00:52:17,566
Fix it just once.

936
00:52:17,568 --> 00:52:20,769
Live your life and stop
take care of mine.

937
00:52:20,771 --> 00:52:22,905
I miss straight Matty.

938
00:52:22,907 --> 00:52:25,908
The straight Matty never
He would have gone behind my back.

939
00:52:25,910 --> 00:52:30,412
Wake up, I was never straight,
Don't bother me, man.

940
00:52:30,414 --> 00:52:33,682
I don't need to fuck in the
dance or any shit.

941
00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:35,484
What's wrong with the cake?

942
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:37,253
I'm not going to eat your shitty cake.

943
00:52:38,755 --> 00:52:41,457
Don't talk like that about the cake.

944
00:52:41,459 --> 00:52:45,561
Dude, don't take yourself too seriously
chest about the cake.

945
00:52:48,465 --> 00:52:50,566
I'm not Superman or Spider-Man.

946
00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:53,569
I do the best I can.

947
00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:59,175
Let me be the hero of your heart.

948
00:53:00,844 --> 00:53:03,345
You are unique to me.

949
00:53:03,347 --> 00:53:07,216
You lift me up, you free me.

950
00:53:07,218 --> 00:53:11,787
I will never leave you alone.

951
00:53:16,326 --> 00:53:18,327
Indelible moments.

952
00:53:28,838 --> 00:53:31,707
There was a DVD in the mail.

953
00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:35,411
A series called "The L Word."

954
00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:38,280
Maybe we can see it together.

955
00:53:38,282 --> 00:53:40,449
Then, now I'm going to skate.

956
00:53:40,451 --> 00:53:42,618
I have things to think about.

957
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:45,454
Let me know if you want to talk more.

958
00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:47,823
Or less.

959
00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:49,358
I don't want to burden you.

960
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,960
- You don't bother me.
- Good.

961
00:53:53,296 --> 00:53:55,264
I already know that life
It seems difficult sometimes.

962
00:53:57,267 --> 00:53:59,001
But it is simpler

963
00:53:59,003 --> 00:54:00,636
if you focus on things

964
00:54:00,638 --> 00:54:01,837
that always make you happy.

965
00:54:25,663 --> 00:54:26,729
Uncle.

966
00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:27,863
Thanks for coming.

967
00:54:27,865 --> 00:54:29,932
Sure, man.

968
00:54:29,934 --> 00:54:31,900
How is it?, how come
have you decided to come?

969
00:54:31,902 --> 00:54:33,769
- We love karts.
- TRUE.

970
00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:36,905
It's easier

971
00:54:36,907 --> 00:54:40,342
If you focus on the
things that make you happy.

972
00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:44,313
Good.

973
00:54:44,315 --> 00:54:47,750
When was the last time you
Did we come? Six years ago?

974
00:54:47,752 --> 00:54:49,518
Yes, what was that the guy said?

975
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,620
He kicked us out and told us something.

976
00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:55,424
"What have I told you about
crash? No crash".

977
00:54:55,426 --> 00:54:57,826
"If I see you again I'll call the police."

978
00:54:57,828 --> 00:55:00,863
It's the same guy.

979
00:55:00,865 --> 00:55:02,731
Damn, I thought
I would have gone by now.

980
00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:04,633
Will he remember us?

981
00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:07,536
Not at all, we had 12
the last time he saw us.

982
00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:08,737
Two, please.

983
00:55:13,677 --> 00:55:15,544
Sit over there.

984
00:55:15,546 --> 00:55:17,613
It's where I give the safety course.

985
00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:22,318
What can you do

986
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:26,122
to avoid an amputation on the track?

987
00:55:26,224 --> 00:55:28,324
What a sinister way to start.

988
00:55:28,326 --> 00:55:31,794
I have seen how these things
They crushed people's feet.

989
00:55:31,796 --> 00:55:34,963
I have seen how they cut
people's fingers.

990
00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:37,633
Once I saw how he got hooked
a girl's hair in the engine.

991
00:55:42,806 --> 00:55:44,540
Goodbye, scalp.

992
00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:46,508
Does it have anything to do with the crashes?

993
00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:47,843
No crashes.

994
00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:52,681
Crashing sends you straight
to the country of wounds.

995
00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:55,651
And if the kart doesn't destroy you, I will.

996
00:55:55,653 --> 00:55:58,687
I'm going to go out and beat you up

997
00:55:58,689 --> 00:56:00,656
so as not to injure any driver.

998
00:56:00,658 --> 00:56:02,758
That's how I worry about all of you.

999
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,993
Wait a minute, let's be clear.

1000
00:56:04,995 --> 00:56:07,062
Can or can't you crash?

1001
00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:08,931
There seems to be a funny one.

1002
00:56:08,933 --> 00:56:11,767
Answer me, smartass, is this funny to you?

1003
00:56:13,470 --> 00:56:14,870
More or less.

1004
00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:20,943
go kart accident,
Stuttgart, Germany, 2007.

1005
00:56:20,945 --> 00:56:22,378
It doesn't even look like a real leg.

1006
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:24,446
It's not real.

1007
00:56:24,448 --> 00:56:26,715
It's a mockup because no one took photos.

1008
00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:28,083
It makes sense.

1009
00:56:28,085 --> 00:56:29,952
Crash once and I'll kick you out.

1010
00:56:29,954 --> 00:56:32,955
If you crash twice, what happens?

1011
00:56:32,957 --> 00:56:35,124
There's a trick, you can't crash twice

1012
00:56:35,126 --> 00:56:37,760
because if you crash one you will already
I have ordered them to be taken in the ass,

1013
00:56:37,762 --> 00:56:40,929
and you are at home on the couch

1014
00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:45,033
watching the cooking channel
sorry for crashing.

1015
00:56:50,174 --> 00:56:52,007
Hands on the wheel.

1016
00:56:53,544 --> 00:56:55,577
The legs inside the kart.

1017
00:56:55,579 --> 00:56:56,979
It's the last time I say it.

1018
00:56:56,981 --> 00:56:58,614
Come here.

1019
00:56:58,616 --> 00:57:00,682
Hello, old man.

1020
00:57:00,684 --> 00:57:02,518
Would you like to participate?
in a crash session?

1021
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,420
I'd say we should.

1022
00:57:04,422 --> 00:57:05,854
Well, we're going to crash.

1023
00:57:07,891 --> 00:57:09,725
I'm going to give you up to
the roof of the mouth

1024
00:57:09,827 --> 00:57:11,427
You're dead, man.

1025
00:57:11,429 --> 00:57:12,428
Shit.

1026
00:57:13,663 --> 00:57:15,664
No crashes.

1027
00:57:18,702 --> 00:57:21,203
I remember you bastards,
You collide more than anyone.

1028
00:57:21,205 --> 00:57:23,604
I told you not to show up
here, I'll kill you.

1029
00:57:45,595 --> 00:57:47,262
Why haven't we
ran to the car?

1030
00:57:47,264 --> 00:57:48,697
I don't know, it scared me.

1031
00:57:48,699 --> 00:57:50,132
Yes, and me.

1032
00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:51,867
I was pissed off.

1033
00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:53,001
More angry than ever

1034
00:57:53,003 --> 00:57:54,203
and that's saying a lot.

1035
00:57:54,405 --> 00:57:56,504
I don't think we can
return before ten years.

1036
00:57:56,506 --> 00:57:57,572
Sure.

1037
00:58:00,844 --> 00:58:03,745
Dude, forgive everything I said,

1038
00:58:03,747 --> 00:58:07,783
that you were straight and so on.

1039
00:58:07,785 --> 00:58:11,220
No problem. Sorry
because of the shitty cake.

1040
00:58:11,222 --> 00:58:14,056
I already know it's not.

1041
00:58:16,126 --> 00:58:18,794
It's still in the refrigerator.

1042
00:58:18,796 --> 00:58:21,463
And Greg, is he the one? Can he
be your dust at the dance.

1043
00:58:21,465 --> 00:58:22,598
I don't know.

1044
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,866
Have you touched his balls?

1045
00:58:23,868 --> 00:58:25,200
Come on now.

1046
00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:27,970
You like eggs,
you have the balls.

1047
00:58:27,972 --> 00:58:29,538
- I've never said that.
- Yes, you said it.

1048
00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:31,039
It seems to me that you made it up.

1049
00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:33,509
Yes.

1050
00:58:33,511 --> 00:58:36,044
And what about you? What are you up to?

1051
00:58:36,046 --> 00:58:38,580
Me?

1052
00:58:38,582 --> 00:58:40,816
Well, there is someone.

1053
00:58:40,818 --> 00:58:41,917
Good.

1054
00:58:44,554 --> 00:58:46,388
You're done with Em, right?

1055
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:48,657
Uncle.

1056
00:58:48,758 --> 00:58:49,958
- What?
- Really?

1057
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,060
Are you really going to get like this?

1058
00:58:52,062 --> 00:58:54,263
Are you even going to ask for it?
after having broken

1059
00:58:54,265 --> 00:58:57,132
even though you don't like it
people with their sexual organs?

1060
00:58:57,134 --> 00:58:59,668
No, I'm not asking for it.

1061
00:58:59,670 --> 00:59:02,204
I find it strange, don't say no.

1062
00:59:02,206 --> 00:59:04,907
It's not strange.

1063
00:59:04,909 --> 00:59:07,042
Well, a little.

1064
00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:09,077
I'm leaving, I'm meeting Greg in a while.

1065
00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:10,913
But I had a great time.

1066
00:59:10,915 --> 00:59:12,314
- I'm glad to see you.
- I loved seeing you, man.

1067
00:59:12,316 --> 00:59:14,917
What if I ask Greg?

1068
00:59:14,919 --> 00:59:16,785
It's absurd.

1069
00:59:16,787 --> 00:59:18,020
No. See you, buddy.

1070
00:59:18,022 --> 00:59:19,154
Okay.

1071
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,826
I have also parked there.

1072
00:59:33,937 --> 00:59:35,103
It's underway.

1073
00:59:35,105 --> 00:59:36,972
In other words, he is not an angel.

1074
00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:39,775
Let's go there.

1075
00:59:39,777 --> 00:59:42,578
Yes.

1076
00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:48,350
Thank you for being with me and putting up with me.

1077
00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:49,918
It's been good.

1078
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,220
For me too.

1079
00:59:53,923 --> 00:59:57,759
Why is it the only place
where do people come?

1080
00:59:57,761 --> 00:59:59,361
Because that's Glen Ellen.

1081
00:59:59,363 --> 01:00:02,331
The abandoned buildings

1082
01:00:02,333 --> 01:00:04,299
They are the most romantic place in town.

1083
01:00:06,002 --> 01:00:09,204
Have we come because it is romantic?

1084
01:00:09,206 --> 01:00:12,107
Yes, of course.

1085
01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:16,612
Those portable toilets so
monkeys, broken glass

1086
01:00:16,614 --> 01:00:20,148
and used condoms
They put me in situation.

1087
01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:21,149
How good.

1088
01:00:26,389 --> 01:00:28,924
Wait, Michael, I have
I have to tell you one thing.

1089
01:00:28,926 --> 01:00:30,225
What?

1090
01:00:32,195 --> 01:00:35,697
After breaking up
I hooked up with Matty once.

1091
01:00:38,701 --> 01:00:39,768
When?

1092
01:00:41,671 --> 01:00:44,239
When you went to that club.

1093
01:00:56,285 --> 01:00:57,386
We fuck.

1094
01:00:58,955 --> 01:01:00,255
What?

1095
01:01:00,257 --> 01:01:01,657
Yes.

1096
01:01:01,659 --> 01:01:03,659
What?

1097
01:01:03,661 --> 01:01:05,761
I know.

1098
01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:09,831
She was drunk and they both
We were very strange.

1099
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:11,900
- How can it be?
- Come on, that's it.

1100
01:01:11,902 --> 01:01:13,103
He's gay.

1101
01:01:14,405 --> 01:01:16,338
You are not the only one in the world

1102
01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:17,806
That's confusing, Michael.

1103
01:01:17,808 --> 01:01:19,775
I'm not confused.

1104
01:01:19,777 --> 01:01:21,843
I wouldn't fuck a gay guy.

1105
01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:23,412
Don't be such an asshole.

1106
01:01:23,414 --> 01:01:25,313
You are an idiot.

1107
01:01:27,917 --> 01:01:29,151
It just can't be.

1108
01:03:02,812 --> 01:03:04,946
- Hello, Michael.
- Is Matty there?

1109
01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:07,115
Yes, let's go to dinner.

1110
01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:09,317
Do you want to join us?

1111
01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:10,886
- Yes.
- Great.

1112
01:03:10,888 --> 01:03:12,854
Come on, how come you came?

1113
01:03:12,856 --> 01:03:14,856
It's a private matter.

1114
01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:26,802
The chicken is incredible.

1115
01:03:26,804 --> 01:03:28,136
The skin is...

1116
01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:29,571
- Crispy?
- Crispy.

1117
01:03:29,573 --> 01:03:31,973
I already tell you.

1118
01:03:31,975 --> 01:03:36,044
Blame of the rotisserie Spectacular Ronco.

1119
01:03:36,046 --> 01:03:37,245
It's the hell.

1120
01:03:37,247 --> 01:03:39,047
Lars, that language, please.

1121
01:03:39,049 --> 01:03:41,049
How delicious it is.

1122
01:03:42,553 --> 01:03:43,552
Are you okay?

1123
01:03:43,554 --> 01:03:45,353
I hate you.

1124
01:03:46,957 --> 01:03:49,891
And we say the favorite part
of each person's food.

1125
01:03:49,893 --> 01:03:51,526
Me first.

1126
01:03:51,528 --> 01:03:53,428
The chicken.

1127
01:03:53,430 --> 01:03:56,498
But above all, the skin.

1128
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:58,300
How do I know you were going to say that?

1129
01:03:58,302 --> 01:04:00,268
- Lars?
- The skin.

1130
01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:01,536
Matty?

1131
01:04:01,538 --> 01:04:03,438
Yes, the skin.

1132
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:05,340
Pat?

1133
01:04:06,443 --> 01:04:08,276
Michael?

1134
01:04:08,278 --> 01:04:11,880
My favorite part of the meal is
how Matty has fucked with a girl.

1135
01:04:13,116 --> 01:04:14,516
Michael, that language.

1136
01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:18,253
Well, you haven't answered the question.

1137
01:04:18,255 --> 01:04:19,954
I'm intrigued, is that true, Matty?

1138
01:04:22,425 --> 01:04:24,392
"Excuse me for a moment"

1139
01:04:24,394 --> 01:04:25,560
to talk to Michael somewhere else?

1140
01:04:25,562 --> 01:04:28,997
We are having dinner as a family.

1141
01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:30,898
Why don't we let them talk?

1142
01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,605
Dwayne.

1143
01:04:36,607 --> 01:04:37,639
Ask him.

1144
01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:41,576
Dude, what the fuck is going on?

1145
01:04:41,578 --> 01:04:43,144
You fucked Em.

1146
01:04:43,146 --> 01:04:44,446
So what?

1147
01:04:44,448 --> 01:04:46,047
Which I like a lot.

1148
01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:48,049
- She was my girlfriend.
- You're gay.

1149
01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:49,184
Shut up.

1150
01:04:49,186 --> 01:04:52,287
You don't deserve it, don't
you deserve no girl.

1151
01:04:52,289 --> 01:04:54,322
Why have you done it?

1152
01:04:54,324 --> 01:04:57,058
Why have you come, what
the hell are you doing here?

1153
01:04:58,094 --> 01:04:59,327
You are gay.

1154
01:04:59,329 --> 01:05:01,329
Keep your mouth shut for the rest of dinner.

1155
01:05:01,331 --> 01:05:03,132
Can you do it for me?

1156
01:05:04,034 --> 01:05:07,335
What? You don't like that one?
movie? I don't believe it.

1157
01:05:07,337 --> 01:05:09,037
When you get married, I'll tell you...

1158
01:05:09,039 --> 01:05:10,639
Hi Matty, welcome.

1159
01:05:10,641 --> 01:05:12,340
Well, guys.

1160
01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:15,410
Family dinner, what's going on with you?

1161
01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,312
A lot, actually.

1162
01:05:17,314 --> 01:05:19,247
What a crazy day at PacSun.

1163
01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:20,515
We have received a huge shipment.

1164
01:05:20,517 --> 01:05:23,151
Tons of Bermuda shorts.

1165
01:05:23,153 --> 01:05:25,520
So I took a look
style and I say to Laurie:

1166
01:05:25,522 --> 01:05:30,258
"Laurie, I'm going to sell all
these shorts today."

1167
01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:32,460
"Not this week, today."

1168
01:05:32,462 --> 01:05:34,629
And she was like: "Yes, for sure, I couldn't even dream of it."

1169
01:05:34,631 --> 01:05:36,631
What are you doing?

1170
01:05:36,633 --> 01:05:38,633
- I hate you.
- For.

1171
01:05:38,635 --> 01:05:40,468
I have sold all the ones they have
laces and some that don't.

1172
01:05:40,470 --> 01:05:43,138
And I was like: "Suck that one, Laurie!"

1173
01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:44,406
- It's great.
- Good job, son.

1174
01:05:44,408 --> 01:05:46,341
With ambition, like your father.

1175
01:05:46,343 --> 01:05:50,979
I want to share something else with you.

1176
01:05:50,981 --> 01:05:54,482
First of all, thank you for making me
have your feet on the ground.

1177
01:05:54,484 --> 01:05:55,717
I know it has been difficult...

1178
01:05:55,887 --> 01:05:58,386
You are gay.

1179
01:05:58,388 --> 01:06:00,255
You're an asshole.

1180
01:06:00,257 --> 01:06:03,325
I just found out that my
band is going to play at the dance.

1181
01:06:03,327 --> 01:06:05,226
Matty is gay.

1182
01:06:05,228 --> 01:06:08,129
How good, congratulations.

1183
01:06:08,131 --> 01:06:09,597
- Dad.
- Wait.

1184
01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:11,366
- What did you say?
- Nothing.

1185
01:06:11,368 --> 01:06:13,368
- Matty is gay.
- Shut your mouth, Michael.

1186
01:06:13,370 --> 01:06:14,736
- That language.
- What are you talking about?

1187
01:06:14,738 --> 01:06:16,471
Matty is gay, you have a gay son.

1188
01:06:16,473 --> 01:06:18,340
- The language.
- Gay is not a swear word.

1189
01:06:18,342 --> 01:06:20,342
It can be discussed.

1190
01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:22,711
Everyone shuts up, what's going on?

1191
01:06:22,713 --> 01:06:25,981
It's a milestone in my career,
Dad, that's what happens.

1192
01:06:25,983 --> 01:06:27,282
Matthew.

1193
01:06:27,284 --> 01:06:28,316
Matty, is it true?

1194
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:30,085
No.

1195
01:06:30,087 --> 01:06:31,987
- Matthew, answer your mother.
- I said no.

1196
01:06:31,989 --> 01:06:33,722
He's not gay.

1197
01:06:33,724 --> 01:06:35,256
No.

1198
01:06:35,258 --> 01:06:36,758
Why don't you go to your room

1199
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,293
and in a moment I'll be with you?

1200
01:06:38,295 --> 01:06:39,427
Michael, dinner is over.

1201
01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:40,695
Okay.

1202
01:06:40,697 --> 01:06:43,298
- Really?
- What have I told you?

1203
01:06:55,044 --> 01:06:56,745
It's going to be hell.

1204
01:06:56,747 --> 01:06:59,614
I know it's a dance, but
I think I can sneak you in.

1205
01:07:27,115 --> 01:07:28,915
From Matty: Fuck you.

1206
01:07:33,582 --> 01:07:35,582
Have you ratted out Matty?
in front of your parents?

1207
01:07:35,584 --> 01:07:36,785
Wait.

1208
01:07:36,787 --> 01:07:38,486
Have you told them he's gay?

1209
01:07:38,488 --> 01:07:39,688
It's not that simple.

1210
01:07:39,690 --> 01:07:42,357
Have you stopped to think about
what does it mean to him?

1211
01:07:42,359 --> 01:07:43,258
Let me explain it.

1212
01:07:43,260 --> 01:07:45,559
Do you have any idea what he's going through?

1213
01:07:45,561 --> 01:07:46,361
Wait.

1214
01:07:46,363 --> 01:07:48,262
He was your best friend, Michael.

1215
01:07:48,264 --> 01:07:50,298
Your best friend.

1216
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:52,333
You are a horrible person.

1217
01:09:04,573 --> 01:09:06,307
It looks good, doesn't it?

1218
01:09:06,309 --> 01:09:08,610
It's perfect.

1219
01:09:08,612 --> 01:09:09,844
We are ready.

1220
01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:11,379
Good.

1221
01:09:20,856 --> 01:09:22,624
It's none of my business

1222
01:09:22,626 --> 01:09:25,326
But I thought you liked that boy.

1223
01:09:25,328 --> 01:09:27,228
Yes, but I can't go there.

1224
01:09:28,864 --> 01:09:31,666
Only with him or...

1225
01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:34,469
Yet.

1226
01:09:34,471 --> 01:09:36,571
Matthew, I have found
the cutest twins.

1227
01:09:36,573 --> 01:09:37,705
They are little pigs.

1228
01:09:37,707 --> 01:09:39,841
How could I wear that, mom?

1229
01:09:39,843 --> 01:09:42,710
Sorry, I gave you the jacket
which is not, I bring you the good one.

1230
01:09:42,712 --> 01:09:45,813
Take it off, they're two sizes too small, stupid.

1231
01:09:47,716 --> 01:09:49,684
Here you go.

1232
01:09:51,488 --> 01:09:52,787
Yes.

1233
01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:55,957
Now I know you are ready to eat.

1234
01:09:57,861 --> 01:10:01,796
He is very handsome.

1235
01:10:01,798 --> 01:10:06,734
Matthew, you remind me of
your father at our dance.

1236
01:10:06,736 --> 01:10:09,671
 �She went to the dance with her husband
and are they still together?

1237
01:10:09,673 --> 01:10:11,773
Of course, 32 years.

1238
01:10:11,775 --> 01:10:14,375
Congratulations.

1239
01:10:14,377 --> 01:10:17,612
I would like to say the same,
but I'm still hunting.

1240
01:10:17,614 --> 01:10:21,282
Well it's fun
being single, living life.

1241
01:10:21,284 --> 01:10:25,620
32 years, maybe
can you give me some advice.

1242
01:10:25,622 --> 01:10:29,557
I'm dating a Colombian,
we have nothing in common,

1243
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:34,462
we barely understand each other,
but the sex is fantastic.

1244
01:10:34,464 --> 01:10:37,365
He only wants to see me on Thursdays, what's the point?

1245
01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:39,234
It may be a cultural issue.

1246
01:10:39,236 --> 01:10:41,736
Then there's Gene, he's very happy.

1247
01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:44,339
He has something on his skin, but
That's not why I'm going to leave it.

1248
01:10:44,341 --> 01:10:48,443
And sex is ridiculous, but what do I do?

1249
01:10:48,445 --> 01:10:50,845
High school dance, we're in costume.

1250
01:10:50,847 --> 01:10:53,314
And there's Claude.

1251
01:10:53,316 --> 01:10:57,018
He measures 1.65, has a
ship and he is my postman.

1252
01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:59,287
The sex is fantastic.

1253
01:10:59,289 --> 01:11:00,955
But only on the boat.

1254
01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:04,859
When there is a surge.

1255
01:11:04,861 --> 01:11:07,595
It seems to me that it is because
Claude is a bit lazy.

1256
01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:09,831
What do I do?

1257
01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:12,333
I don't even know what we're about
speaking at this point.

1258
01:11:12,335 --> 01:11:16,804
No joke, relationships
They are difficult, inscrutable.

1259
01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:19,307
However, it seems that
you have unraveled it.

1260
01:11:19,309 --> 01:11:20,775
You make a very good couple.

1261
01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:22,610
Yes, we have understood everything.

1262
01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:26,648
Hello.

1263
01:11:26,650 --> 01:11:29,951
I'm going to take a chance, wish me luck.

1264
01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:31,052
Welcome.

1265
01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:33,288
What a joke.

1266
01:11:34,657 --> 01:11:36,357
But he's right.

1267
01:11:36,359 --> 01:11:40,328
You make a great couple.

1268
01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:43,031
Matthew, look at you.

1269
01:11:43,033 --> 01:11:46,834
You go to the dance with the most beautiful girl.

1270
01:11:46,836 --> 01:11:51,639
Yes, beautiful, the dance, that's what we're doing.

1271
01:11:57,613 --> 01:11:59,981
I'm going... to the bathroom.

1272
01:12:03,352 --> 01:12:06,387
Matthew, is something wrong?

1273
01:12:06,389 --> 01:12:07,722
No.

1274
01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:13,661
You know you can talk to me, right?

1275
01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:15,430
Of whatever.

1276
01:12:16,766 --> 01:12:18,399
You'll tell me, okay?

1277
01:12:18,401 --> 01:12:20,001
It's okay, mom.

1278
01:12:32,848 --> 01:12:34,816
Michael, I don't want to tell you
how to live your life

1279
01:12:34,818 --> 01:12:37,719
but it's four in the afternoon.

1280
01:12:37,721 --> 01:12:40,488
You don't go out except to go to school.

1281
01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:48,830
This time you're not going to get your way.

1282
01:12:48,832 --> 01:12:49,931
Above.

1283
01:12:53,535 --> 01:12:56,571
Look at me and talk to me.

1284
01:13:00,843 --> 01:13:02,009
What's wrong with you?

1285
01:13:07,247 --> 01:13:09,117
Why can't everything stay the same?

1286
01:13:12,688 --> 01:13:15,390
Do you remember when you
Mother and I separated?

1287
01:13:17,827 --> 01:13:18,993
What happened?

1288
01:13:21,630 --> 01:13:24,699
that you cried and built
a lot of nests.

1289
01:13:25,968 --> 01:13:29,036
And what happened?

1290
01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:31,038
We spent two weeks at Disney World

1291
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,174
and even I thought it was too much.

1292
01:13:34,977 --> 01:13:36,544
And what happened?

1293
01:13:38,781 --> 01:13:42,016
You became friends with mom again.

1294
01:13:42,018 --> 01:13:44,652
And why do you think it happened?

1295
01:13:44,654 --> 01:13:46,855
- For me?
- No.

1296
01:13:47,557 --> 01:13:49,690
Because we loved each other very much

1297
01:13:49,692 --> 01:13:50,958
and that's weird.

1298
01:13:58,867 --> 01:14:01,068
The story is a
Powerful thing, Michael.

1299
01:14:06,708 --> 01:14:09,076
A home is a powerful thing.

1300
01:14:13,615 --> 01:14:15,482
No sleeping until four.

1301
01:14:26,929 --> 01:14:30,898
What's wrong, lanky guy? What are you doing here?

1302
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:33,701
I wanted a drink and I knew
that they would let me come in here.

1303
01:14:33,703 --> 01:14:34,936
Already.

1304
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:39,740
Are you crying?

1305
01:14:39,742 --> 01:14:41,209
No, man.

1306
01:14:41,211 --> 01:14:42,210
Almost.

1307
01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:45,646
How are things going with Matty?

1308
01:14:47,883 --> 01:14:50,852
He hasn't been answering the phone lately.

1309
01:14:50,854 --> 01:14:52,254
What?, Why?

1310
01:14:53,356 --> 01:14:55,156
I mean, I get it.

1311
01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:58,626
It's not easy to come out of the closet
and stay out.

1312
01:15:00,562 --> 01:15:02,029
When I did it in high school

1313
01:15:02,031 --> 01:15:04,098
My best friend basically disowned me.

1314
01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:06,167
And he played polo.

1315
01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:09,804
It is the most faggot sport;
those guys shave their asses.

1316
01:15:09,806 --> 01:15:13,808
When I left my best friend I left
to share the soda with me,

1317
01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:17,144
I stopped approaching the institute, I
deleted friend on facebook

1318
01:15:17,146 --> 01:15:19,614
and moved to Germany.

1319
01:15:19,616 --> 01:15:24,085
Moving doesn't have to be
see with me, according to him.

1320
01:15:24,087 --> 01:15:28,956
I don't want to be like them, I
I have behaved like an idiot.

1321
01:15:28,958 --> 01:15:30,525
Have you talked to Matty?

1322
01:15:30,527 --> 01:15:32,026
I try, but he doesn't want to see me.

1323
01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:33,661
Maybe if you try harder.

1324
01:15:33,663 --> 01:15:35,796
If you know where it is

1325
01:15:35,798 --> 01:15:39,267
you can corner him and
force him to listen to you.

1326
01:15:53,949 --> 01:15:56,651
Here we are.

1327
01:15:56,653 --> 01:15:59,086
That's right, the dance.

1328
01:16:39,361 --> 01:16:41,062
Can you come closer?

1329
01:16:43,866 --> 01:16:44,999
Closer.

1330
01:16:47,703 --> 01:16:48,936
More.

1331
01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:50,304
Really?, okay.

1332
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:52,907
Perfect.

1333
01:16:58,046 --> 01:16:59,714
So far it's going well.

1334
01:16:59,716 --> 01:17:01,282
-Yes?
- Yes.

1335
01:17:03,185 --> 01:17:04,251
Matty.

1336
01:17:06,788 --> 01:17:08,823
What do you think you're doing?

1337
01:17:08,825 --> 01:17:09,824
Uncle.

1338
01:17:16,032 --> 01:17:18,265
Michael, you brought a
guy with a beard at the dance

1339
01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:21,235
Or have I suddenly gone crazy?

1340
01:17:21,237 --> 01:17:23,104
Both things.

1341
01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:25,106
- This is Greg.
- Hello.

1342
01:17:25,108 --> 01:17:27,375
Cheers, buddy.

1343
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:46,260
- Are you okay?
- No.

1344
01:17:46,262 --> 01:17:47,695
- Nervous?
- Yes.

1345
01:17:47,697 --> 01:17:49,130
No problem.

1346
01:17:49,132 --> 01:17:50,998
I'm going to shit myself.

1347
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:55,269
You're not going to shit yourself.
You are fine and you can do it.

1348
01:17:58,173 --> 01:17:59,874
Come on, go.

1349
01:18:06,014 --> 01:18:08,115
Lars.

1350
01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:10,351
I have to do something very
Importantly, it's five minutes.

1351
01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:13,020
No, Mikey, we're nailing it,
It's our time.

1352
01:18:13,022 --> 01:18:14,188
Dude, I know, please.

1353
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:16,357
Fuck it.

1354
01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:19,927
Big mouth, you leave the stage
or I cut your power.

1355
01:18:19,929 --> 01:18:20,961
Shit, the director.

1356
01:18:20,963 --> 01:18:22,263
Out.

1357
01:18:25,801 --> 01:18:27,802
Don't take advantage of the moment.

1358
01:18:29,304 --> 01:18:30,438
Thank you.

1359
01:18:37,112 --> 01:18:38,245
Hello everyone.

1360
01:18:42,484 --> 01:18:44,285
Sorry for interrupting the dance.

1361
01:18:44,287 --> 01:18:48,956
I wanted to sing a song,

1362
01:18:48,958 --> 01:18:51,058
if it seems good to you.

1363
01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:53,994
Try to face the changes,

1364
01:18:53,996 --> 01:18:56,397
something I'm terrible at.

1365
01:19:01,069 --> 01:19:04,371
I've done a few stupid things
in the last two months

1366
01:19:07,476 --> 01:19:11,378
and it seems to me that I have
learned to handle it better.

1367
01:19:13,882 --> 01:19:15,216
So there it goes.

1368
01:19:22,891 --> 01:19:28,062
When I was born I had a thousand legs

1369
01:19:28,064 --> 01:19:32,166
and soon I will change,

1370
01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:37,438
I'm going to sleep in a silk cocoon

1371
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:43,811
and reborn in the afternoon.

1372
01:19:43,813 --> 01:19:49,316
When I have wings I will fly towards the sun.

1373
01:19:49,318 --> 01:19:52,987
Up there he will be the only one.

1374
01:19:52,989 --> 01:19:56,857
Deep down I know I have to change

1375
01:19:56,859 --> 01:20:00,227
but I wonder

1376
01:20:00,229 --> 01:20:03,898
If you will miss your legs,

1377
01:20:05,367 --> 01:20:08,569
yes I will miss the legs.

1378
01:20:16,111 --> 01:20:17,311
Gay.

1379
01:20:20,849 --> 01:20:22,683
Are you saying that about me or the song?

1380
01:20:22,785 --> 01:20:24,018
Of you.

1381
01:20:26,388 --> 01:20:28,389
Okay, good,

1382
01:20:28,391 --> 01:20:30,357
because that leads me to one thing

1383
01:20:30,359 --> 01:20:32,927
that I wanted to mention,

1384
01:20:32,929 --> 01:20:36,330
and although I am not gay, I am straight,

1385
01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:42,069
I have come with a boy
to the dance, a good guy.

1386
01:20:42,071 --> 01:20:43,504
I have done it because

1387
01:20:46,141 --> 01:20:50,010
it shouldn't matter to
who do you bring to the dance,

1388
01:20:50,012 --> 01:20:52,446
and it shouldn't matter
who are you attracted to

1389
01:20:52,448 --> 01:20:54,348
or who you fall in love with.

1390
01:20:54,350 --> 01:20:57,852
Come to the dance with whoever you want.

1391
01:20:57,854 --> 01:20:59,987
And regarding the gay thing,

1392
01:20:59,989 --> 01:21:04,124
gays are people who
they fuck in another way,

1393
01:21:06,061 --> 01:21:08,462
and I'm sure that
Still it's fantastic.

1394
01:21:10,498 --> 01:21:13,867
So, okay, call me gay, I
It doesn't matter, it doesn't bother me at all.

1395
01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:14,837
Gay.

1396
01:21:16,239 --> 01:21:20,374
Okay, you understand what I mean, I guess.

1397
01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:25,012
Thanks for listening to me,
May you enjoy the dance.

1398
01:21:39,227 --> 01:21:42,596
Wow balls the size of King Kong.

1399
01:21:42,598 --> 01:21:45,232
Thank you.

1400
01:21:45,234 --> 01:21:47,301
Are you sure you're not gay?

1401
01:21:47,303 --> 01:21:49,537
Yes, quite a bit.

1402
01:21:49,539 --> 01:21:52,139
Because many people will think
that you are after this.

1403
01:21:52,141 --> 01:21:54,575
I know, nothing happens.

1404
01:21:55,577 --> 01:21:59,179
I lost sight of her for a second.

1405
01:21:59,181 --> 01:22:02,483
Look, here comes Ava, she's so angry.

1406
01:22:10,559 --> 01:22:12,126
It's a phenomenon.

1407
01:22:12,128 --> 01:22:13,694
I go out for a moment.

1408
01:22:27,342 --> 01:22:29,043
I liked the speech.

1409
01:22:31,079 --> 01:22:34,648
It's not worth much, it doesn't fix anything.

1410
01:22:34,650 --> 01:22:36,550
It's a first step.

1411
01:22:36,552 --> 01:22:40,487
I already know that I have been very strange

1412
01:22:40,489 --> 01:22:44,258
but I'm very glad to see you.

1413
01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:46,193
Me too.

1414
01:22:46,195 --> 01:22:50,164
Even at the dance, because it's awful.

1415
01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:53,334
A dance is like a shitty wedding
giant among 500 idiot teenagers.

1416
01:22:53,336 --> 01:22:55,135
Yes, what a bummer.

1417
01:22:55,137 --> 01:22:58,005
The day we talked about Matty
coming out of the closet

1418
01:22:58,007 --> 01:23:01,308
I should have brought him a
cake that said "you're gay."

1419
01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:03,944
It would have been better than the
stupid things I've done.

1420
01:23:03,446 --> 01:23:05,012
You are on time.

1421
01:23:05,014 --> 01:23:06,981
There is a pastry shop next door

1422
01:23:06,983 --> 01:23:09,383
specialized in cakes
gay apology.

1423
01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:13,320
Yes, where? It's a joke.

1424
01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:17,057
I know you're staying
With me, you always do.

1425
01:23:17,059 --> 01:23:18,425
Sorry for stopping calling you.

1426
01:23:18,427 --> 01:23:20,094
Sorry for making you pay the price.

1427
01:23:20,096 --> 01:23:21,762
No problem.

1428
01:23:21,764 --> 01:23:25,566
If I can help you with anything, let me know.

1429
01:23:25,568 --> 01:23:27,601
You're already helping me.

1430
01:23:27,603 --> 01:23:29,269
Do you think we could meet again?

1431
01:23:29,271 --> 01:23:30,371
Yes, I would like to.

1432
01:23:37,212 --> 01:23:40,681
I have to do one more thing.

1433
01:23:40,683 --> 01:23:43,283
I'm going to do one thing before
for all this to end.

1434
01:23:43,285 --> 01:23:44,218
Luck.

1435
01:23:44,220 --> 01:23:45,219
Runs.

1436
01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:41,475
Are you leaving already?

1437
01:24:41,477 --> 01:24:45,846
No, I was going to pick this up and look for you.

1438
01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:48,248
Did you bring the cake to the dance?

1439
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:50,818
I take him wherever, he's like a baby.

1440
01:24:50,820 --> 01:24:53,687
I'm sorry for the things I've done.

1441
01:24:53,689 --> 01:24:55,422
Actually I brought it

1442
01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:57,724
because I wanted both of us
we would get rid of him.

1443
01:24:57,726 --> 01:25:00,160
This cake represents the old me

1444
01:25:00,162 --> 01:25:02,496
I was afraid that things
they would not remain the same

1445
01:25:02,498 --> 01:25:04,231
and that we were no longer friends.

1446
01:25:04,233 --> 01:25:06,366
I know it's stupid but that's how I feel.

1447
01:25:06,368 --> 01:25:08,469
You and I are going to destroy that right now.

1448
01:25:08,471 --> 01:25:09,636
No way.

1449
01:25:09,638 --> 01:25:11,205
What?

1450
01:25:11,207 --> 01:25:13,307
That cake is beautiful.

1451
01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:16,777
And what you said in
the setting is awesome.

1452
01:25:18,514 --> 01:25:20,747
I'm going to tell my parents.

1453
01:25:20,749 --> 01:25:22,716
-Yes?
- Yes.

1454
01:25:22,718 --> 01:25:25,119
I mean, nothing happens.

1455
01:25:25,121 --> 01:25:26,720
It's great.

1456
01:25:28,790 --> 01:25:30,724
Should we eat the cake or what?

1457
01:25:30,726 --> 01:25:32,726
Now?

1458
01:25:32,728 --> 01:25:35,829
It's fantastic, look at the
master of all those cocks.

1459
01:25:35,831 --> 01:25:38,432
You've even drawn their veins.

1460
01:25:38,434 --> 01:25:40,734
I have used a sleeve with
a special nozzle.

1461
01:25:40,736 --> 01:25:44,138
And this one, the pubis is beautiful.

1462
01:25:44,140 --> 01:25:45,639
I want to put my pubes in my mouth.

1463
01:25:45,641 --> 01:25:46,906
Do you like pubes?

1464
01:25:46,908 --> 01:25:48,407
Of course I love pubes.

1465
01:25:48,409 --> 01:25:49,343
Good.

1466
01:25:49,345 --> 01:25:51,612
I love this cake and I love you.

1467
01:25:51,614 --> 01:25:53,814
In a totally non-gay way.

1468
01:25:53,816 --> 01:25:55,516
Me too, not gay.

1469
01:25:55,518 --> 01:25:57,484
Come here.

1470
01:25:59,254 --> 01:26:00,654
-Uncle.
- Not gay.

1471
01:26:00,656 --> 01:26:03,657
Not at all gay, I don't care at all.

1472
01:26:03,659 --> 01:26:04,658
What are you doing?

1473
01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:06,293
I lift you up.

1474
01:26:06,295 --> 01:26:07,628
Put me down.

1475
01:26:07,630 --> 01:26:09,897
Don't hit me, I'm very sensitive.

1476
01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:16,803
This is the famous cake?
how long do you have?

1477
01:26:16,805 --> 01:26:20,674
A lot, but I have saved it in
the fridge, so it's good.

1478
01:26:20,676 --> 01:26:24,311
And I've only poured beer on it a couple of times.
times, and I have cried over him only once.

1479
01:26:24,313 --> 01:26:26,113
It's okay.

1480
01:26:26,615 --> 01:26:27,848
Is there enough for four?

1481
01:26:37,292 --> 01:26:40,627
God, I'm super high.

1482
01:26:40,629 --> 01:26:42,496
What do we do now?

1483
01:26:42,498 --> 01:26:45,232
I mean, we can't enter the dance like that.

1484
01:26:48,736 --> 01:26:51,805
There is only one place
go when you're like this.

1485
01:26:57,812 --> 01:26:59,246
I love foam.

1486
01:26:59,248 --> 01:27:01,582
It's the best night of my life.